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You might need a new phone system if…

Our phone technicians have been servicing modern-day telephone systems for over 30 years. This is not the aggregate number of years mind you. These guys aren’t in their thirties anymore and they’ve seen it all. I just can’t get through the rest of the day without sharing some of their most memorable phone moments. Nor could I resist formatting this blog into another memorable list we all know, “You might be a redneck if…” So here goes, the top 10 things that indicate you might need a new phone system.

Drum roll please. (drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….)
You might need a new phone system if…
10.   The oldest thing on your desk is your telephone.
9.       The hand-set smells like Bay Rum.
8.       Your Auto-attendant retired.
7.       You’re not sure if you have a phone system.
6.       Your phone system has more seniority than your employees.
5.       Your phone system consists of two tin cans and some string.
4.       The music-on-hold is the theme from Hee-Haw.
3.       The office lights dim when pressing the Hold button.
2.       There’s a rag sticking out of it.
And finally, the number one reason you might need a new phone system…
1.       It’s on FIRE!
What’s in your phone closet?



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